OMG! Is that what's wrong with me?

If you've ever been to our house, you'll notice a magazine rack in the bathroom.  It's loaded with various magazines to which we all subscribe.  You'll find Surf Magazine Nic and Trav get, Discovery Magazine, Time and Popular Science that I get.  When Cuz'n Kent comes down from Pismo Beach, he'll grab an Atlantic Monthly.  Charlene always has a collection of " O Oprah" magazine and Real Simple magazine.  In the last month, though, a new one has shown up:  AJN.  American Journel of Nursing.  Cool, something else to read that's different.  After reading a few, though, I think I'm starting to come down with all the diseases discussed in them.  I feel my pulse, check my temperature, poke and prod areas described in the articles.  Sometimes, it's rather scary so I think I'll stick with the death, destruction and terrible news in Time Magazine.  I feel healthier that way.